A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked him, ""What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?"" The lawyer thought a moment, then said, ""A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street."" Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the records, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that it was true. Saint Peter said, ""Well , that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven."" The Lawyer said, ""Wait, wait! There's more! Three yea…