A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him ""What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?"" The Lawyer thought a moment then said ""A week ago I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street."" Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that this was true. Saint Peter said ""Well that's fine but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven."" The Lawyer said ""Wait Wait! There's more! Three years ago I also gave a homeless person a quarter."" Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel who after a moment nodded back affirming this too had been verified. Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel ""Well what do you suggest we do with this fellow?"" Gabriel gave the Lawyer a sidelong glance then said to Saint Peter ""Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell."" Each man gives a story Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day though so Peter had to tell the first one ""Heaven's getting pretty close to full today and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"" So the first man replies: ""Well for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment I could tell something was wrong but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally I went out to the balcony and sure enough there was this man hanging off the railing 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad so I started beating on him and kicking him but wouldn't you know it he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course he couldn't stand that for long so he let go and fell -- but even after 25 stories he fell into the bushes stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore so I ran into the kitchen grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where it landed on him killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."" ""That sounds like a pretty bad day to me"" said Peter and let the man in. The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full and again asks for his story. ""It's been a very strange day. You see I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well this morning I must have slipped or something because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky and caught the railing of the balcony on the f loor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly and now I'm here."" Once again Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death. The third man came to the front of the line and again Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his story. ""Picture this"" says the third man ""I'm hiding inside a refrigerator...""