A lot of people say that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger... Stephen Hawking disagrees.#Stephen Hawking0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.#Stephen Hawking#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Do you know if Stephen Hawking still has his old phone number? Everytime I call#Stephen Hawking#Technology#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's black and is on top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a housefire.#Stephen Hawking#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the quietest album in the world? Stephen Hawking - unplugged#Stephen Hawking#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do you call a hand job from Stephen Hawking? A stroke of Genius.#Stephen Hawking#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Tried kidnapping Stephen Hawking the other day... Had the blindfold the bastard so he'd stop yelling for help.#Stephen Hawking0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I just tried to woo Stephen Hawking. But I don't think I pushed the right buttons.#Stephen Hawking0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Stephen Hawking can actually be pretty funny sometimes... But I don't think he's got what it takes to do stand-up.#Stephen Hawking0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire :).#Stephen Hawking#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Apparently Stephen Hawking is in hospital after he went on a date last night... She stood him up.#Stephen Hawking#Doctor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire#Stephen Hawking#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Sometimes I feel like Stephen Hawking in the morning Because I can't get out of bed.#Stephen Hawking0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?,"Because it's a stairway to heaven not a ramp.#Stephen Hawking#Religion0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?","An Animal, a Vegetable and a Mineral.#Tiger Woods#Stephen Hawking#Dwayne Johnson#Animals0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?,"If you repair both the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again#Stephen Hawking0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?,"But we'll never know because he can't stand up?#Stephen Hawking0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen Talking.#Stephen Hawking#Stephen Talking#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever? He knows a lot about black holes#Stephen Hawking#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.#Stephen Hawking#Religion#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp