Jesus walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries#Stephen Hawking#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His shoulder. One more...what's black and sits at the top of a staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire. I'm so sorry#Stephen#Stephen Hawking#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Do you know if Stephen Hawking still has his old phone number? Everytime I call, a machine answers.#Stephen Hawking#Technology#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why can Stephen Hawking only do one liners Because he can't do stand ups#Stephen Hawking#Ups0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I tend to confuse Tony Hawk with Stephen Hawking To be fair, they both love ramps#Tony Hawk#Stephen Hawking0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I finally got round to reading that Stephen Hawking book the other day. It's about time.#Stephen Hawking0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Stephen Hawking say after his computer crashed ? Nothing.#Stephen Hawking#Technology#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? The computer runs.#Stephen Hawking#Technology#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one line jokes? Because he can't do stand-up.#Stephen Hawking#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Stephen Hawking diagnosed with erectile dysfunction. It was easy to fix#Stephen Hawking0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I tried calling Stephen Hawking the other day But I kept getting his answering machine#Stephen Hawking0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I finally got around to reading that book by Stephen Hawking. It was about time.#Stephen Hawking0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why does Stephen Hawking date African Americans? Because he loves to study black holes.#Stephen Hawking#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I've tried calling Stephen Hawking many times I keep getting his answering machine#Stephen Hawking0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners? He can't do stand up.#Stephen Hawking#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Stephen Hawking is a very paranoid man He's always looking over his shoulder.#Stephen Hawking0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What was Stephen Hawking when he was younger? Stephen Walking#Stephen Hawking#Stephen Walking#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
People ask me what's my favorite vegetable. Apparently Stephen Hawking is a bad answer.#Stephen Hawking0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.#Stephen Hawking#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand up#Stephen Hawking#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Stephen Hawking has finally released his new book about space. It's about time#Stephen Hawking0🔗 ShareWhatsApp