Stephen Hawking says artificial intelligence could destroy the human race. Sorry Stephen, but my money's on LACK of intelligence.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His shoulder. One more...what's black and sits at the top of a staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire. I'm so sorry

Stephen Hawking calculates the properties of the universe from a wheelchair and I'm googling how to get paid without leaving my house

Stephen is a much nicer name than "hen from a previous marriage."