A man falls off a boat in a storm and washes up on a deserted beach where he finds a lamp sticking out of the sand. Figuring ""Why the hell not?"" the man rubs the lamp and sure enough out pops this super hot female genie. The man can't believe his incredible luck. ""Greetings, Master,"" she says. ""I will grant you whatever you wish, whether it is incredible wealth, love, long life, or all these things. Just know there are two rules."" ""Rule one: I am very generous. There is no need to wish fo…

[Poor Taste] What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

Buying Brains This joke takes place in the very distant future, so distant that shops exist where ordinary people can walk in and buy the brains of famous people from the past. Three guys walk into one such shop and begin to look around. The first guy spots Michael Jackson's brain on the shelf, so he asks the cashier ""Hey, I see Michael Jackson's brain up here. How much do you want for it?"" The cashier says ""How about 25 thousand?"" The guy pays accordingly and walks out with Michael Jackson'…

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His shoulder. One more...what's black and sits at the top of a staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire. I'm so sorry