People ask me what's my favorite vegetable. Apparently Stephen Hawking is a bad answer.#Stephen Hawking0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Stephen Hawking calculates the properties of the universe from a wheelchair and I'm googling how to get paid without leaving my house#Stephen Hawking0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"How much for this remote controlled alien?" "Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."#Stephen Hawking#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
On June 28, 2009 Stephen Hawking threw a party for time-travelers. He announced the party the day after it happened and he said no one came.#Stephen Hawking0🔗 ShareWhatsApp