Stephen Hawking calculates the properties of the universe from a wheelchair and I'm googling how to get paid without leaving my house

i get sad for like an hour and then happy for 5 minutes and then sad for another hour and then happy for 3 minutes omg break ups r real hard

Back in my day we didn't call meeting strangers from the Internet in random places for a weekend "tweet ups" we called it "shit you dont do"

Siri does the best Stephen Hawking impression.