As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"

Job interview with the NSA Applicant: Would you like references? NSA: We have everything we need. App: You guys! NSA: I know, right!

Coworker: "How'd you get that cut above your eye?" Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.