As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"

Job interview with the NSA Applicant: Would you like references? NSA: We have everything we need. App: You guys! NSA: I know, right!

Back in my day we didn't call meeting strangers from the Internet in random places for a weekend "tweet ups" we called it "shit you dont do"

Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.