As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"

The NSA has been tracking phone records for Verizon customers. They skipped AT&T because those people can't complete calls.

Back in my day we didn't call meeting strangers from the Internet in random places for a weekend "tweet ups" we called it "shit you dont do"

Coworker: "How'd you get that cut above your eye?" Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"