Second Lawyer Jokes

Two lawyers are having lunch. An attractive woman walks in, and one lawyer whispers to the other ""See that hot babe over there? I screwed her!"" The second lawyer looks her over very carefully, then turns back to the first lawyer and says ""Out of what?""

A rich man on his deathbead... calls his three lawyers in for a final consultation. "They say you can't take it with you, but I'm going to prove them wrong! I'm giving you each a third of my money. At my funeral, I want you to throw it in my grave so that it's buried with me." After the funeral, the lawyers are gathered for a drink when one of them says "I have a confession to make. I'm really behind on my mortgage, so I took 1/4 of the money and threw the rest of it in." The second law…

A lawyer was driving in the middle of nowhere... A telephone pole was suddenly struck by lightning, falling in front of the lawyer, causing him to swerve into a ditch and total his car. He got out of his car and looked around. In the distance, he saw a pink-striped house. He walked to the house, went up a pink-striped sidewalk, knocked on a pink-striped door, and was greeted by a pink-striped man who asked, "How can I help you?" "I wrecked my car down the road," said the lawyer. "Can I use …

Two lawyers are walking down the street A set of hot blonde twins walk past them. The first lawyer turns to the second lawyer and says, "you know, we should try to screw those girls." The second lawyer says, "Out of what?"

Two lawyers and their boss go out for lunch and run into a genie. "If you all give me five dollars each, I'll grant you one wish." The genie sighed. All three lawyers debated and gave the genie fifteen dollars total. The first one goes, "I would like to go to Paradise and never come back." He was gone. "Wow, that was some serious shit" said the other two. The second lawyer goes and wishes for a beautiful wife and unlimited money in Paradise. The boss looks at his watch and says to the genie, "I …