Santa Claus Jokes

What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They don't come until you're asleep.

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common? They only come if you're sleeping.

Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live.

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands? Canta Plaus.

Christmas always sucked when I was a kid... I believed in Santa Claus

What's the difference between Santa Claus and the Jews? The way they traveled through the chimney.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and the Jews? Santa goes *down* the chimney.

Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

How are Bill Cosby and Santa Claus similar They both only come when your sleeping

I would like to be Santa Claus He knows where all the naughty girls live.

Is There a Santa Claus? An Engineer's Perspective Author’s note: All numerical values

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three hos.

Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children? Because he only comes once a year

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter? Santa would never free an elf.

What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They both come when you're alseep.

A little boy wrote to Santa Claus... One day

Why doesn't Santa Claus have any kids? He only comes once a year

Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, its down the chimney.

My love life is like Santa Claus. It exists thanks to gullible six year olds

Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children?,"Because he only comes once a year and when he does it's down the chimney.

What do Bernie Sanders and Santa Claus have in common?,"They're old promise you free shit and are red!

Why is Santa Claus always so happy? He knows where all the bad girls live

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white? Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

What is Santa Claus' favorite metal band? Sleigher

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.