What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common? They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

How are Santa Claus and a Catholic priest alike? They both come out of little boys rooms with empty sacks.

You lied! Santa Claus is NOT real, mom! If "mom" is even your real name... [Neighbor to mom] hi Susan! *kid faints*

Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus, and unfortunately, so did my parents. #Christmas