Santa Claus Jokes

Why has Santa Claus such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year.

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have? Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? Santa Claus goes down the chimney.

Did you know that Santa Claus is both an arborist and a geologist? He's gonna find out what's knotty or gneiss.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three ho's.

What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves? Gangsta wrappers!

Why is Santa Claus so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What's the difference betweens jews and Santa-Claus? Santa Claus comes down the chimney

Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? He only comes once a year.

Why doesn't Santa Claus have children? He cums down the chimney.

Whats the odd one out ? The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper? Santa stops after three hoes.

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common? They both know when you are sleeping.

How is Billy Cosby like Santa Claus? They both come when you are sleeping

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common? They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three Hos.

Why does Santa Claus like to go down the chimney? Because it soots him!  Beat that!!

How do you know Santa Claus is married? He only comes once a year.

Why is Santa Claus always a man? Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

What do Bernie Sanders and Santa Claus have in common? They're old, promise you free shit and are red!

What's he difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa goes the chimney.

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and a jew? Santa Claus comes DOWN the chimney...

What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They both come while you're sleeping

What do you call a Santa Claus who kidnaps people? Santa Clown