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Saddam's Ghost Saddam Hussein had no sooner died than finding himself in hell, face to face with the Genie whom he had found as a child. ""You are a horrible Genie! You failed me with my three wishes!"" ""No I didn't, Saddam...let's review...You wished to be a great leader of your country. This came true, no?"" ""Yes it did, but..."" ""You wished to be wealthy beyond your wildest dreams?"" ""And this too, came true, however..."" ""And the third wish, you remember what that was, didn't you?"" ""Y

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We all know that it isn't polite to use the ""F"" word! There are only ten times in history the ""F"" word has been acceptable for use: 10. ""What the f___ was that?"" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 9. ""Look at all them f___ing Indians!"" - Custer, 1877 8. ""Any f___ing idiot could understand that."" - Einstein, 1938 7. ""It does so f___ing look like her!"" - Picasso, 1926 6. ""How the f___ did you work that out?"" - Pythagorus, 126 BC 5. ""You want WHAT on the f___ing ceiling?"" - Michelangelo, 15

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Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him ""Bill I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America the whole beautiful country and on each house I saw a banner."" ""What did it say on the banners?"" Clinton asks. Saddam replies ""Allah is god god is Allah."" Clinton says ""You know Saddam I am really happy you called. Last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Baghdad and it was more beautiful than ever. It had been rebuilt completely and on each house flew an enormous

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A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi soldier. A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breathe. They ran to him, cradled his bruised head and asked him what had happened. "Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth when I came across this heavily armed Iraqi

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