Mah Dearest Emma, War on Christmas is hell. This morn, I saw 7 elves stabbed with 1 menorah. I fear this nog soaked yuletide may nevah end.

Old Navy commercials give us a glimpse of Hell

Saddam's Ghost Saddam Hussein had no sooner died than finding himself in hell, face to face with the Genie whom he had found as a child. ""You are a horrible Genie! You failed me with my three wishes!"" ""No I didn't, Saddam...let's review...You wished to be a great leader of your country. This came true, no?"" ""Yes it did, but..."" ""You wished to be wealthy beyond your wildest dreams?"" ""And this too, came true, however..."" ""And the third wish, you remember what that was, didn't you?"" ""Y…

Where Is God? Two brothers are terrible trouble makers. They are always breaking things, stealing things, lying, and making all kinds of general trouble. The parents have tried everything to get the boys to change, to no avail. Finally, out of options, they ask their pastor if he can help. He says he will talk to the boys, but only one at a time. The parents drop off the youngest and go home, promising to return to get him soon. The boy sits in a chair across from the pastor's desk and they just…