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Ronald Reagan's doctor comes to him and says,""I'm afraid it's Alzheimer's, Mr. President."" Reagan muses this information over then replies,""Well, I always say 'trust, but verify' so verify it to me doctor."" The doctor goes and has extensive tests done on Reagan's brain and even calls in a second doctor for confirmation. After waiting a few days for the results he visits Reagan again. ""Mr. President, I have conclusive evidence that my prior diagnosis was correct."", the doctor says confident

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Elementary School Teacher falls down really bad | Old joke from Brazil After the break time, Mrs. Schmoyer called all kids to go back to the classroom. While they were walking through the hallway, Mrs. Schmoyer (who was wearing a black skirt that day) suddenly falls really bad on the floor. All the kids shout laughing. She stands up really mad and starts do yield at the kids. Then, she turns to little Susan: ""What did you see, Mrs. Becker??"" ""- I saw your shoes, Mrs. Schmoyer"" ""One day of s

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The Japanese Monastary Ronald Fujikawa was on a plane from Walla Walla, Washington to Hong Kong for a business trip, but the plane ran low of fuel partway there, so they had to land in Tokyo, Japan. As the crew was refueling the plane, it was discovered that there were other mechanical problems to be addressed. Thus, the flight out of Japan was delayed for 12 hours. Ronald, though upset by the setback, decided it would be a better idea to spend this time doing fun stuff. So, he goes to the infor

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Communism Joke (apparently it was one of Ronald Reagan's favorites) A Soviet woman is trying to buy a Lada, one of the cheap automobiles made in the former Soviet Union. The dealer tells her that there is a shortage of these cars, despite their reputation for shoddy quality. Still, the woman insists on placing an order. The dealer gets out a large, dusty ledger and adds the woman's name to the long waiting list. ""Come back two years from now on March 17th,"" he says. The woman consults her cale

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The Daughter's Confession Mandy asks her mother for a few minutes to have a serious conversation. Concerned for her college-age daughter, Nina stops what she's doing and makes them coffee. They sit for a few minutes, with Mandy looking nervous. "What is it, sweetie?" her mother asks. You know you can tell me anything." Mandy manages a sickly smile. "Well, you may judge me for this.. and PLEASE don't tell dad!" "What IS IT?" her mother demands. "Do you know the neighbor, Jeremy, who I

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