Reagans Jokes

Ronald Reagan's doctor comes to him and says,""I'm afraid it's Alzheimer's, Mr. President."" Reagan muses this information over then replies,""Well, I always say 'trust, but verify' so verify it to me doctor."" The doctor goes and has extensive tests done on Reagan's brain and even calls in a second doctor for confirmation. After waiting a few days for the results he visits Reagan again. ""Mr. President, I have conclusive evidence that my prior diagnosis was correct."", the doctor says confident…

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed? So that it can be used as an *aphrodisiac*

Ronald Reagan's favorite joke A woman in Soviet Russia was at the car dealer buying a car. When she settled on what she wanted they started taking about delivery date. The sales person proposed a date two years away. The woman said that wouldn't work because the plumber was coming that day.

Why are people comparing Trump to Reagen? Reagan's biggest accomplishment was tearing down a wall not putting one up.

Joke from a 5 year old kid: how come dinosaurs don't talk? me: ...why? kid: because they are all dead. source: stolen from Brian Reagan's standup.

Ronald Reagan's Memory One day a reporter confronted Ronald Reagan about a previous statement he had made. ""Mr. President, you said that you would resign if your memory started to fade,"" the reporter said. Reagan smiled and replied, ""I don't remember saying that.""

Communism Joke (apparently it was one of Ronald Reagan's favorites) A Soviet woman is trying to buy a Lada, one of the cheap automobiles made in the former Soviet Union. The dealer tells her that there is a shortage of these cars, despite their reputation for shoddy quality. Still, the woman insists on placing an order. The dealer gets out a large, dusty ledger and adds the woman's name to the long waiting list. ""Come back two years from now on March 17th,"" he says. The woman consults her cale…

Chernobyl Have you ever seen Ronald Reagan's response to the Chernobyl incident? He thought the Russians were just "overreacting."

Reagan’s joke. Two men, an American and a Russian were arguing. One said, “in my country I can go to the white house walk to the president's office and pound the desk and say "Mr president! I don't like how you're running things in this country!" "I can do that too!" "Really?" "Yes! I can go to the Kremlin, walk into the general secretary's office and pound the desk and say, Mr. secretary, I don't like how Reagan is running his country!"

Chernobyl Have you ever seen Ronald Reagan's response to the Chernobyl incident?

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed? So that it can be used as an

What is Reagan's favorite vegetable? Jim Brady

What is Ronald Reagan's favourite vegetable? James Brady.

What's Ronald Reagan's favorite vegetable? James Brady