Ronald Reagan's doctor comes to him and says,""I'm afraid it's Alzheimer's, Mr. President."" Reagan muses this information over then replies,""Well, I always say 'trust, but verify' so verify it to me doctor."" The doctor goes and has extensive tests done on Reagan's brain and even calls in a second doctor for confirmation. After waiting a few days for the results he visits Reagan again. ""Mr. President, I have conclusive evidence that my prior diagnosis was correct."", the doctor says confident…

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed? So that it can be used as an *aphrodisiac*

Ronald Reagan's favorite joke A woman in Soviet Russia was at the car dealer buying a car. When she settled on what she wanted they started taking about delivery date. The sales person proposed a date two years away. The woman said that wouldn't work because the plumber was coming that day.

Ronald Reagan's Memory One day a reporter confronted Ronald Reagan about a previous statement he had made. ""Mr. President, you said that you would resign if your memory started to fade,"" the reporter said. Reagan smiled and replied, ""I don't remember saying that.""