Ronald Reagan's doctor comes to him and says,""I'm afraid it's Alzheimer's, Mr. President."" Reagan muses this information over then replies,""Well, I always say 'trust, but verify' so verify it to me doctor."" The doctor goes and has extensive tests done on Reagan's brain and even calls in a second doctor for confirmation. After waiting a few days for the results he visits Reagan again. ""Mr. President, I have conclusive evidence that my prior diagnosis was correct."", the doctor says confident…

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed? So that it can be used as an *aphrodisiac*

In Soviet Russia, people are waiting in line for meat. The butcher pokes his head out and says, ""Comrades, the truck will be here shortly, please be patient."" An hour later, ""Comrades, the truck broke down and had to unload some meat. All Jews are requested to leave."" The Jews grudgingly leave the line. Another hour later, ""Comrades, the truck broke down again. All Ukranians have to leave."" Another two hours later, ""Comrades, the truck broke down again. Non-Russians please leave."" Anothe…

In Soviet Russia a Man Goes to Buy a Car... He goes up to the owner and asks for a car, to which the owner responds: 'You know there is a 10 year waiting list?' The man then answers, 'OK,' and after some time he then agreed to buy a car. So he pays for the car in advance, and just before he leaves he asks the owner, 'Can I pick the car up in the morning or afternoon?' 'It's 10 years away, what does it matter?' 'The plumber is coming in the morning'.