In Soviet Russia, people are waiting in line for meat. The butcher pokes his head out and says, ""Comrades, the truck will be here shortly, please be patient."" An hour later, ""Comrades, the truck broke down and had to unload some meat. All Jews are requested to leave."" The Jews grudgingly leave the line. Another hour later, ""Comrades, the truck broke down again. All Ukranians have to leave."" Another two hours later, ""Comrades, the truck broke down again. Non-Russians please leave."" Anothe…

One day in Soviet Russia, an officer is ordered to give a ticket to anyone speeding Mikhail Gorbachev comes driving into Russia after a meeting in belgrade, he is with his chauffeur and must get to the Kremlin as fast as possible. He tells his chauffeur to get to the back and that he will drive. As Gorbachev is speeding, the officer sees the speeding car and pulls him over. At the end of the day he is asked why he didn't give a ticket to that speeding car. The officer replies with, ""I couldn't …

Ronald Reagan's favorite joke A woman in Soviet Russia was at the car dealer buying a car. When she settled on what she wanted they started taking about delivery date. The sales person proposed a date two years away. The woman said that wouldn't work because the plumber was coming that day.

What's the best Russian Reversal joke you know? A few of my favourites.... * In Soviet Russia, Google searches you * In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes you * In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you * In Soviet Russia, lazy dog jumps over quick brown fox * In Soviet Russia, fetus aborts you. * Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poems write YOU * in soviet Russia, chuck Norris still kills you