Roman Numerals Jokes

There are eleven types of people in the world: those that understand Roman numerals, and those that don't

You know you're getting old when you scroll down the birthday drop down menu ... And it starts going into Roman Numerals.

Roman numerals. What are they good IV?

I'm starting a nightclub to cater to people infected with AIDS It's called ""Hi Five"" in Roman Numerals (HIV)

I was speaking to my friend He was telling me about a plan he had to change all the numbers in the world into roman numerals. I said ""Not on my watch""

Did you hear they are planning to legislate that all time-telling devices should indicate numbers only as Roman numerals? Not on my watch!

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain. A penny saved is a government oversight. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. The older you get, the toug…

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

There are 11 types of people in this world.. a) those that understand Roman numerals. b) those that don't understand Roman numerals.

I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job... ...but when I got home, all the signs were there. Few more: * I hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves. * I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain. * My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied Lubricant. * I, for one, like Roman numerals. * People used to laugh at me when I would say “I want to be a comedian”, well nobody’s laughing now. * Throwing acid…

I just summarized the jokes I liked best in a recent Askreddit thread. Have fun! I hope that's fitting in the Subreddit. If not, leave a downvote please. -Remains to be seen if glass coffins become popular. -I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings - its a complex complex complex. -I have an L shaped couch... Lower case. -I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain. -A man walked into his house and was delighted when he discovered that someone had stol…

I, for one, like Roman numerals

I don't know why people dislike roman Numerals. I, for one, like them.

(translated from a Chinese joke) Johnny was a dumb kid who was known for having trouble learning. He jumped to conclusions very often and he failed to understand very basic concepts. One time he was learning the Roman Numerals, one I for one, two I for two, three I for three. Johnny managed to grasp this idea and was very proud of himself. He wanted to deliver a letter to his Roman friend Million telling him of what he learned. Needless to say he spent all night and day filling up the paper bef…

I can’t remember how to write 1, 1,000, 51, 6 or 500 in Roman numerals. I’M LIVID.

Many people don't like Roman numerals. I, for one, do.

I struggle with Roman numerals... Until I get to 159. Then it just CLIX

I can't Remember How to Write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman Numerals I M LIVID

Pirate Ship Captain: Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals? Crew: I I captain.

I can't remember what 51 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals...

I don't know why people dislike roman Numerals. I

What is zero in Roman numerals? Nothing