I just summarized the jokes I liked best in a recent Askreddit thread. Have fun! I hope that's fitting in the Subreddit. If not, leave a downvote please. -Remains to be seen if glass coffins become popular. -I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings - its a complex complex complex. -I have an L shaped couch... Lower case. -I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain. -A man walked into his house and was delighted when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps. -I, for one, like Roman numerals. -You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon. -I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it was just collecting dust. -I stayed up all night wondering where the sun was, and then it dawned on me. -Am I the only one who realizes that blackboards are truly remarkable? -I told a woman that she painted her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised. -so what if I can't spell Armageddon, it's not the end of the world. -Inspecting mirrors is a job I could easily see myself doing. -You know, the shovel really was a ground-breaking invention. -A dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog. -The guy who invented autocorrect has died… restaurant in Piece -light a fire for a man and he'll be warm for a night, light the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. -Why is it so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? Because they take everything literally. -Dwarves and midgets have very little in common.