(translated from a Chinese joke) Johnny was a dumb kid who was known for having trouble learning. He jumped to conclusions very often and he failed to understand very basic concepts. One time he was learning the Roman Numerals, one I for one, two I for two, three I for three. Johnny managed to grasp this idea and was very proud of himself. He wanted to deliver a letter to his Roman friend Million telling him of what he learned. Needless to say he spent all night and day filling up the paper before giving up and bawling to his family complaining that learning the Roman numerals were too difficult.