Rochester Jokes

Doctor after 911 Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill lady appeared in a Rochester hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot. The horrified nurse said, ""Why didnt you call the 911 number and get an ambulance?"" The lady said, ""My phone doesnt have an eleven."" (Actually a true story)

When I started college... So I went to college at the Rochester Institute of Technology or RIT for short. In high school I didn't have many friends, I decided I wanted that to change once I entered college. RIT's big sport was hockey, so my goal was to make two friends. The three of us would paint our chests with the letters R, I, and T and stand together at games. Unfortunately for me, my friendship situation didn't improve in school. However, I still went to hockey games. One day I showered be…

Our two new mods, ElderCunningham and iBleeedorange Hey guys, Not too long ago we started advertising new moderator positions for /r/jokes, and after receiving a bunch of submissions, we found our two candidates. I've asked them to write up a brief introduction for themselves. First up is /u/iBleeedorange, who also mods /r/diablo and /r/starcraft. > Hi, I'm /u/ibleeedorange , I recently graduated from Rochester Institute of Technology with a degree in Business studies & Marketing. I've be…

An Old Montana Cowboy An 80-year-old rancher from Montana goes to the Mayo clinic in Rochester for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do you stay in such great physical condition?' 'I'm from Montana and in my spare time I like to hunt and fish' says the old guy, 'and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight riding herd and mending fences and when I'm not doing that, I'm out hunting or fishing. In the evening, I have a beer, a sh…

The makers of French's Mustard made the following recent statement: ""We at the French's Company wish to put an end to statements that our product is manufactured in France. There is no relationship, nor has there ever been a relationship, between our mustard and the country of France. Indeed, our mustard is manufactured in Rochester, NY. The only thing we have in common is that we are both yellow"".

Our two new mods, ElderCunningham and iBleeedorange Hey guys, Not too long ago we started advertising new moderator positions for /r/jokes, and after receiving a bunch of submissions, we found our two candidates. I've asked them to write up a brief introduction for themselves. First up is /u/iBleeedorange, who also mods /r/diablo and /r/starcraft. > Hi, I'm /u/ibleeedorange , I recently graduated from Rochester Institute of Technology with a degree in Business studies & Marketing. I've been…