a father pulls up with his son on his first day of school he was a single father that adored his son very much. the father owned an up and coming import/export business and therefore did not have a lot of money. looking over to his son he could see the tears in his eyes from the fear of a different environment and the fact that he would have to be apart from his father for so many hours. ""tell you what son"", the father says ""if at the end of this school year, if you get an A ill buy you a lit…

Balls to you. A day before his 15th birthday, the son of a well-off family was asked by his father, `Well my son, what would you like for your birthday?' The son hesitated a moment and his father's thoughts leapt ahead to a new computer and similar things. However, his son had had a new computer only recently and could have a new one any time he wished. Finally, the son said, `Father, I have everything a boy could wish for, but there is one thing I would really like. I would love to have a pink …

The Old Man And The Ferrari An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, What kind of car ya got there, sonny ?' The doctor replies, A Ferrari F-430. With Options, it cost half a million dollars!' That's a lot of money,' says the old man. Why does it cost so much?' Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour !' states the doctor proudly. The Moped driver asks, Mind if I take a look…

An elderly asian man gets into a car accident and has to re-do his eye exam for the DMV. He fails, and goes to the doctor. While examining him, the doctor says ""well, I can see the problem here. You have cataracts."" The old man responds, ""I don't have cataract! I have rincoln continental!""