Road So Jokes

A Newfoundlander is painting the dividing line on a road The first day, he paints 7km of lines along the road The second day he paints 4km of lines along the road And the third day he paints only 1km of lines along the road So the manager of the site calls the Newfoundlander into his office and sites him down. ""What's going on?"" He asks. ""The first day, you did great! The second day you did good, but today you just did terrible."" He states. ""What's going on?"" ""Well, each day, I have to wa…

A penguin driving down the road... So, a penguin is driving down the road when he starts having engine trouble. He pulls into a garage to see what the problem is. Across the street there is a Dairy Queen so he decided to waddle over there while he waits. He came back and the mechanic said to him, ""It looks like you blew a seal."" ""Oh no"" said the penguin, ""that's just ice cream.""

Three Strings are sitting around in their apartment... ...and the first one says "You know what? I'm tired of just sitting around here. We should DO something." The second replies "We should go to a fancy restaurant!" The third string says "Hey, I know one just down the road!" So, they hop in the spool and drive down to the restaurant. But, when they get there, they see a big sign that says NO STRINGS ALLOWED. The first string says to the group "You know, sometimes they just put these signs up …