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A Newfoundlander is painting the dividing line on a road The first day, he paints 7km of lines along the road The second day he paints 4km of lines along the road And the third day he paints only 1km of lines along the road So the manager of the site calls the Newfoundlander into his office and sites him down. ""What's going on?"" He asks. ""The first day, you did great! The second day you did good, but today you just did terrible."" He states. ""What's going on?"" ""Well, each day, I have to walk farther to get to the bucket of paint"" The Newfoundlander replies""

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