Road And Jokes

A Newfoundlander is painting the dividing line on a road The first day, he paints 7km of lines along the road The second day he paints 4km of lines along the road And the third day he paints only 1km of lines along the road So the manager of the site calls the Newfoundlander into his office and sites him down. ""What's going on?"" He asks. ""The first day, you did great! The second day you did good, but today you just did terrible."" He states. ""What's going on?"" ""Well, each day, I have to wa…

Three skunks are walking down a road... And they come to a fork in the road. The first skunk says, ""My instincts tell me to go to the left."" The second skunk says, ""My instincts tell me to go to the right."" The third skunk says, ""Well my end stinks too, but it doesn't talk to me.""

A magic tractor went down a dirt road And turned into a field.

Two condoms were walking down a road... And they saw two tampons walking on the other side. One yells out ""hey ladies!!"", and gets no reply. The other condom says ""don't worry about it, I hear they're stuck up cunts""

90 female cops on the road... And I got arrested for doing 80

A penguin is driving down the road... And his car engine starts to smoke. He pulls over to an autoshop in a small town, and the mechanic says it will be an hour. The penguin walks around and settles at an icecream shop. After an hour the penguin goes back and finds the mechanic under his car. ""Find anything wrong?"" asks the penguin? The mechanic rolls out and looks at the penguin and says ""looks like you blew a seal."" The penguin quickly wipes his mouth and says ""oh no no i just had a bowl …

A Truck Driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the Road. He stopped to pick up the priest and give him a ride. A ways down the road the Truck Driver saw a lawyer on the side of the road. He turned the truck on a direct course with the lawyer. Then he thought ""Oh no, I have a priest in the truck I can't run down this lawyer"" and at the last second the Truck Driver swerved to miss the lawyer. But, the Truck Driver heard a thump outside of the truck, he looked in …