A Newfoundlander is painting the dividing line on a road The first day, he paints 7km of lines along the road The second day he paints 4km of lines along the road And the third day he paints only 1km of lines along the road So the manager of the site calls the Newfoundlander into his office and sites him down. ""What's going on?"" He asks. ""The first day, you did great! The second day you did good, but today you just did terrible."" He states. ""What's going on?"" ""Well, each day, I have to wa…

Three skunks are walking down a road... And they come to a fork in the road. The first skunk says, ""My instincts tell me to go to the left."" The second skunk says, ""My instincts tell me to go to the right."" The third skunk says, ""Well my end stinks too, but it doesn't talk to me.""

A magic tractor went down a dirt road And turned into a field.

90 female cops on the road... And I got arrested for doing 80