A penguin driving down the road... So, a penguin is driving down the road when he starts having engine trouble. He pulls into a garage to see what the problem is. Across the street there is a Dairy Queen so he decided to waddle over there while he waits. He came back and the mechanic said to him, ""It looks like you blew a seal."" ""Oh no"" said the penguin, ""that's just ice cream.""