River God Jokes

God shows up in the Garden of Eden looking for Adam and Eve. Eventually he finds Adam alone and asks him, ""Where is Eve?"" Adam says, ""Well, last time i saw her she was taking a bath in the river."" God, looking annoyed, asks him how long she's been in there. ""I guess a couple of hours."" ""Really, shit!"" ""What's wrong?"" asks Adam. ""Now I'm never going to get the smell out of those fish.""

There were three blondes going on a walk when they come across a river.... They don't know how to get across, but they decide to go to God for help. The first blonde says "please God, make me twice as smart as I am so I can get across this river" God hears this and decides to help, so God turns her into a brunette and she swims across the river. The second blonde then says "please God make me ten times as smart so I can get across the river." God hears this and he turns her into a red head and …