Eve Adam Jokes

God shows up in the Garden of Eden looking for Adam and Eve. Eventually he finds Adam alone and asks him, ""Where is Eve?"" Adam says, ""Well, last time i saw her she was taking a bath in the river."" God, looking annoyed, asks him how long she's been in there. ""I guess a couple of hours."" ""Really, shit!"" ""What's wrong?"" asks Adam. ""Now I'm never going to get the smell out of those fish.""

One day God and Adam were walking in the garden. God told Adam it was time to populate the earth. He told Adam, ""Adam, you can start by kissing Eve."" Adam replied ""God, what is a kiss?"" God told Adam and Adam went and took Eve behind the bush and kissed her. A little while later, Adam came back out with a big smile and said ""Wow Lord! That was great!! What next?"" God said, ""Adam, I now want you to caress Eve."" Adam says, ""Lord what is a caress?"" God explained it to Adam and he again to…

Adam is lonely... So God creates Eve. God orders Adam to reproduce with Eve. "How?," Adam asks. "First, you must hug and caress Eve." Adam asks "God, what is hugging and caressing?" And God explains. "I liked hugging and carressing, what's next?" Adam asks. "Next you must kiss Eve," God answers. "What is 'Kiss'?" Adam asks, and God explains. "I liked kissing Eve, what's next?" God answers, "Next, you must lay with Eve and make love to her." Adam asks, "What is making love?" And so God e…