River And Jokes

A southern minister decides to give a temperance sermon one day Toward the end of the sermon, he says: ""If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river!"" And most of the congregation nodded their heads in approval. Even louder, he shouts: ""And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river, too!"" The people clapped and said ""Amen. And then finally, he concludes, ""And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it int…

The River A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, ""If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."" With even greater emphasis he said, ""And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."" And then finally, he said, ""And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."" He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, ""For our c…

One day three blondes were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do it. The first blonde prayed to god saying, 'Please god, give me the strength to cross this river.' Poof! God gave her big arms and strong legs, and she was able to swim across the river in about two hours. Seeing this the second blonde prayed to god saying, 'Please god, give me the strength and ability to cross this river.' Poof! God gave her a rowboa…

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said ""If I had all the beer in the world I'd take it and throw it into the river."" With even greater emphasis he said ""And if I had all the wine in the world I'd take it and throw it into the river."" And then finally he said ""And if I had all the whiskey in the world I'd take it and throw it into the river."" He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile ""For our closing song let u…

A preacher was winding up his temperance sermon with tremendous fervour. "If I had all the beer in the world," he roared, "I'd take it and throw it into the river." And the congregation cried, "Amen!" "If I had all the wine in the world," continued the preacher, "I'd take it and throw it in the river." And the congregation cried, "Amen!" "If I had all the whisky and rum in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river." And the congregation cried, "Hallelujah!" With that, the preacher sat dow…

Three men were walking along when they came upon a wide, raging river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea how to do so. The first man prayed to God: "Please, God, give me the strength to cross this river." And POOF! God gave him powerful arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the mighty river in two hours. Seeing this, the second man prayed: "Please, God, give me the strength and ability to cross this river." And POOF! God gave him a rowing boat, and he was able …