The River A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, ""If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."" With even greater emphasis he said, ""And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."" And then finally, he said, ""And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."" He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, ""For our c…

A southern minister decides to give a temperance sermon one day Toward the end of the sermon, he says: ""If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river!"" And most of the congregation nodded their heads in approval. Even louder, he shouts: ""And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river, too!"" The people clapped and said ""Amen. And then finally, he concludes, ""And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it int…

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and an…

A preacher was winding up his temperance sermon with tremendous fervour. "If I had all the beer in the world," he roared, "I'd take it and throw it into the river." And the congregation cried, "Amen!" "If I had all the wine in the world," continued the preacher, "I'd take it and throw it in the river." And the congregation cried, "Amen!" "If I had all the whisky and rum in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river." And the congregation cried, "Hallelujah!" With that, the preacher sat dow…