River He Jokes

The River A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, ""If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."" With even greater emphasis he said, ""And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."" And then finally, he said, ""And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."" He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, ""For our c…

A man is out for a hike down by the river when he notices a beautiful blonde woman sunbathing on the other side of the river....... He calls out to her, ""Oh, I didn't expect to see anyone out here as beautiful as you; How do I get to the other side?"". To which she replied ""What you mean, you're already on the other side"".

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said ""If I had all the beer in the world I'd take it and throw it into the river."" With even greater emphasis he said ""And if I had all the wine in the world I'd take it and throw it into the river."" And then finally he said ""And if I had all the whiskey in the world I'd take it and throw it into the river."" He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile ""For our closing song let u…