River After Jokes

A southern minister decides to give a temperance sermon one day Toward the end of the sermon, he says: ""If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river!"" And most of the congregation nodded their heads in approval. Even louder, he shouts: ""And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river, too!"" The people clapped and said ""Amen. And then finally, he concludes, ""And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it int…

A frog is sitting alone on the Jordan River's banks... A Frog is sitting alone on the Jordan River's banks, when a long comes a Scorpion.   The Scorpion says ""Frog, I wish to cross this river, would you please carry me across on your back?""   The Frog responds, ""We are natural enemies, why should I do that? You will just kill me when I let you on my back""   The Scorpion interjects, ""Well if I do that, I will drown in the River"" After some thought, the Frog says "…