Rick Jokes

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, ""So, what was wrong?"" He replied, ""It was an ID ten T error."" I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired: ""An ID ten T error? What's that ... in case I need to fix it again?"" The computer guy grinned.... ""Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T e…

Two Virginia boys Sonny and Rick went out hunting and split up. Sonny heard some rustling in the bushes and by mistake shot his friend. After trying to remove the bullet he carried Rick to a doctor. Two hours later after the physician had patched up the wounded hunter Sonny asked ""Please Doc. How's my friend?"" ""Well"" answered the M.D. ""he'd be a lot better off if you hadn't taken out his gut!""

Cow Jokes What do you call a cow with only two legs? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. Two cows are grazing in the field. One cow says to the other, "Hey Dorris, you worried about this Mad-Cow Disease epidemic?" The other cow turns and says, "Why would I be? I'm a chicken." What do you call a fat cow with a terrible personality? My ex girlfriend. What is the proper term for a pregnant cow? Also my ex girlfriend. Whoaa Nellie, that escowlated quickly. Growing up …

Where is the best place to hide if you are running from the police Rick astleys house he's never gonna give you up

Help! I'm stuck on Rick Astley's roof He took away the ladder and said he is never gonna let me down.

What do Rick and Morty fans and Reddit have in common? ...

Rick will give you any movie in his Pixar collection but he's never gonna give you Up

An American biker decides to travel the world... Once upon a time there lived an American biker named Rick. Now

Rick. Rick is a total lover of Pixar movies. He will lend you any title except for one.

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?,"Christmas Carl

Did you hear about the Irish guy who had fun in Limerick? Well its been 2 whole years; Rick and him are still going strong

What happened when Rick fell down a hill? Rick rolled.

What killed Rick Moranis' movie career? His wife.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare? You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday? Christmas, Carl

Whats Rick Grimes' favorite position? Michonne-ary

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal? Thirdperson.