Two Virginia boys Sonny and Rick went out hunting and split up. Sonny heard some rustling in the bushes and by mistake shot his friend. After trying to remove the bullet he carried Rick to a doctor. Two hours later after the physician had patched up the wounded hunter Sonny asked ""Please Doc. How's my friend?"" ""Well"" answered the M.D. ""he'd be a lot better off if you hadn't taken out his gut!""