A kid with no ears and a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate for Halloween.. He knocks on the door and yells, "" 'Rick or 'Rea""! A home owner with a peg leg comes out and says, ""Oh, what are you?"" The kid says, ""I'm a 'irate!"" ""An 'irate?"" the home owner asks. ""Oh a pirate! Well where's your buccaneers?"" The kid points to the sides of his head and says, ""Righ' here! Where's your buckin' leg?""