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Pavlov's birds An MIT student spent an entire summer going to the Harvard football field every day wearing a black and white striped shirt, walking up and down the field for ten or fifteen minutes throwing birdseed all over the field, blowing a whistle and then walking off the field. At the end of the summer, it came time for the first Harvard home football team, the referee walked onto the field and blew the whistle, and the game had to be delayed for a half hour to wait for the birds to get

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A thread of all the best jokes Siri has ever told me. One day I was looking for creative task avoidance tactics, so I asked Siri to tell me a joke. Here are some of the best she had: 1. Whiteboards are quite remarkable. 2. Pavlov’s hair wasn’t always so silky. He had to condition it. 3. Did you hear about the band called 1023MB? They’re good, but they haven’t got a gig yet. 4. What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything. 5. My thesaurus isn’t just ter

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