Pavlovs Jokes

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian at the info desk if they have any books on Pavlov's dog or Schrodinger's cat. The librarian thinks for a moment before replying ""It rings a bell but I'm not sure whether it's there or not.""

I went to a library and asked for a book on pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat The librarian said

Asked a librarian for that book on Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dogs today. Said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not

I went to the public library yesterday looking for that one book about Pavlov's dog and Shrodinger's cat. The librarian said it rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat. The librarian says

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? Classical Conditioning

I asked a librarian About some books about Pavlov's dogs and Schroedinger's cat. She said it rings a bell

A guy asks a librarian if she has a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat She says

Pavlov's birds An MIT student spent an entire summer going to the Harvard football field every day wearing a black and white striped shirt

The whole ""Pavlov's Dog Experiment"" is such a load of bunk I'm sick of people bringing it up... ...at this point just *hearing* the name ""Pavlov"" makes me mad.

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? Classical Conditioning (told by my psychologist student friend that is not on reddit, so all credit to him)

I went to the library and asked for a book on Pavlov's dog and Shrodinger's Cat The librarian said "That rings a bell but I don't know if it's here or not."

What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers? The Salivation Army.

Why is Pavlov's hair so soft? Classic conditioning.

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? Because classical conditioning!