A thread of all the best jokes Siri has ever told me. One day I was looking for creative task avoidance tactics, so I asked Siri to tell me a joke. Here are some of the best she had: 1. Whiteboards are quite remarkable. 2. Pavlov’s hair wasn’t always so silky. He had to condition it. 3. Did you hear about the band called 1023MB? They’re good, but they haven’t got a gig yet. 4. What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything. 5. My thesaurus isn’t just ter…

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Asked a librarian for a book about Pavlov's dog & Schrodinger's cat. She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

I went to a library... and asked the librarian if they had a book on Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat. She said, ""Well it rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's there or not.""