A thread of all the best jokes Siri has ever told me.
One day I was looking for creative task avoidance tactics, so I asked Siri to tell me a joke. Here are some of the best she had:
1. Whiteboards are quite remarkable.
2. Pavlovâs hair wasnât always so silky. He had to condition it.
3. Did you hear about the band called 1023MB? Theyâre good, but they havenât got a gig yet.
4. What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.
5. My thesaurus isnât just terâŠ