Patty Mack Jokes

A frog went to the bank to take out a mortgage. He sat down with Patty Mack the banker, and began the negotiations. His credit score wasn't bad, but when it came to the subject of collateral, he was a little unsure. Collectables and other odds and ends were all he had to offer. Patty was not convinced. No car? No property? Little credit? ""Times are rough..."" she started to say, when her manager stepped up to her desk, and asked what the problem was. She handed him his paperwork, and after a fe…

A frog named Kermit Jagger goes to a bank to get a loan. He talks to a teller named Patty Mack. Patty asks the frog what he has for collateral. The frog pulls out a small figurine, but Patty says, ""I'm sorry, that's just a cheap knick knack."" The bank manager had been walking by at the time and overheard the conversation. Looking over, he said, ""This figurine is three hundred years old -- it's priceless. That's no knick knack, Patty Mack, give that frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."…

A dog wants a new car, so he goes to the bank. He wants a loan, but the loan officer, Patty Mack, is unsure. "Do you have any collateral?", she asks. The dog gives her a hummel. She doesn't understand, so she approaches the manager. "Sir, there's this dog here, and he wants a loan, but all he's got is this." and shows him the Hummel. "I don't even know what it is." The manager shakes his head. "It's a knick-knack, Patty Mack. Give the dog a loan."