Police behavior explained Welcome rookie! Along with obtaining your equipment and finding your patrol route and meeting your partner there is one very important system which you should read up on if you are going to become a respected member of the police society! We have issued a grading system within our ranks so we know who to promote and who to hold back and who to fire. Do you want to be a productive member of the police force? Of course you do! To assist in this endeavor we have created a …

A woman with triplets. A woman 8 months pregnant with triplets was at the bank and while she was waiting in line there was a robbery, the robber was new at robbing so of course he was caught but just before the police came barging through the doors he shot at the pregnant woman three times and afterwards was tackled and put in the squad car. The woman was rushed to the hospital and was put straight into a private room where they operated straight away. When she woke up she was met by her husband…

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde rob a bank and lose the cops long enough to find a place to hide. They drive until they find an empty barn, ditch their car, and duck inside just as they start to hear sirens. The brunette hides in a barrel, the redhead hides in a haystack, and the blonde hides in a burlap sack, and shortly thereafter, a police officer comes into the barn to search for them. He comes to the barrel and kicks it hard, hoping to spook anyone hiding inside. The brunette goes, ""Me…

A frog went to the bank to take out a mortgage. He sat down with Patty Mack the banker, and began the negotiations. His credit score wasn't bad, but when it came to the subject of collateral, he was a little unsure. Collectables and other odds and ends were all he had to offer. Patty was not convinced. No car? No property? Little credit? ""Times are rough..."" she started to say, when her manager stepped up to her desk, and asked what the problem was. She handed him his paperwork, and after a fe…