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A man and woman live in a two story house. A man and woman live in a two story house and sleep on the second floor. At 3 a.m. they're awakened by a knock at the front door. The man goes to the window, opens it and looks down but can't see anyone. ""Who's out there?"" he asks. A voice says, ""Please help me. I need a push."" ""I'm sorry,"" the man says. ""I'm not leaving my house at this hour."" He gets back into bed. His wife says, ""Honey, don't you remember when our daughters were stuck in tha

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Pull out in time. A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Oakland to Kansas City. The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said: ""If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes? The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant. So, the little boy asked the flight attendant: ""If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby plan

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