The United States Naval Construction Forces turned down a contract to build a new bridge between San Francisco and Oakland. Their representative said it'd ruin their image if they took on a project easy enough for BayBees

Guys: What should you do if you drop your wallet in San Francisco? Kick that shit to Oakland!!

I think the San Francisco 49ers should embrace their region's history and name their cheerleaders the Gold Diggers

*runs into san francisco restaurant* THE KALE WASN'T LOCALLY SOURCED *sound of 100s of ubers smashing into each other outside restaurant*