Nokia Jokes

I want an iPhone with BBM and a Nokia battery.

There is a company called Kia and a company called Nokia. I'm not sure who to believe.

I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger.

Just put some trousers on I last wore at a wedding in 2001 and found a Nokia 3210 in the back pocket. It's still got 2 bars of battery on it.

A friend of mine traded his car in for a phone. Now he's got Nokia.

Did you hear about the guy who traded his car for an old cellphone? Now he’s got Nokia

I dropped my Nokia today. Now I'm upset because I have to replace my floor.

What do you call a Kia with push button start? Nokia

I've found my old Nokia phone so I connected it to a powerbank. Powerbank is now full. Phone still has 3 bars.

I just found my old Nokia and connected it with my power bank. The power bank is now fully charged again.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia? A Nokia.

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock? A Nokia

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones? so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

Did you hear about the guy who traded his car or a phone? He went from having a Kia to Nokia.